Frankie:
Is this "allegedly" like Anderson Cooper is "allegedly" straight?
Me:
Just about. Except even more obvious. They're married, you know.
Frankie:
If it isn't to each other, it doesn't count.
Me:
How do you figure?
Frankie:
Well, I've never seen the show or even know their names but even I can tell that the tall one is getting boned by the hot one in the trailers between takes.